My Life as a Garbage Disposal

So I've decided that people think I'm a garbage disposal...

I have an issue with chocolate...  I LOVE chocolate.  Does that mean any left over chocolate should be given to me?  Every time I turn around at work someone has left a piece of chocolate cake, brownie, candy bars, etc. on my desk. 

My next wedding dress fitting should be interesting.  :)  I seriously cannot gain a pound because my dress is so form fitting.  Stop torturing me people!  Keep the chocolate away...  please!